Don’t Shoot The Choir. OK, Shoot The Choir
Don’t Shoot The Choir. OK, Shoot The Choir
Songs of the Season
December 13, 2021
Tune Time
“You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you, why. Santa Claus is gonna kick your ass!”
Oh, God.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he watches you when you’re bathing…”
Enough!
“So you better be good, you stupid dick!”
Stop! Stop! Stop!
“Sorry.”
I have hurt Shetland’s feelings. But in fairness, he offended me and every other American. On many levels.
“Shall I sing another song?”
Sure.
“Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the Little Lord Jesus, wishes Moses was dead.”
Ouch.
“The stars in the sky, looked down where he lay, the Little Lord Jesus, said he wants a raise.”
You’re going to hell, Shetland.
“Bless all the dear children, in thy tender care, and celebrate Hanukkah, with Sonny and Cher.”
Shetland, what an asshole. But he is fun to spend Christmas with. He sure is. --TK
Monday, December 13, 2021