December 27, 2022

Return To Me

Santa Claus is in the return line at Target when someone taps him on the shoulder. He turns around is delighted to see it’s the ghost of James Caan who has just spent his first Christmas in Heaven.

“You know,” Santa says. “I always thought Sonny should have just thrown the car in reverse.”

James Caan laughs. “That’s how we shot it the first time! But then, well, you get it.”

“Oh yes, I understand.” 

James Caan looks to see what Santa is returning.

“Socks?

Santa smiles and pulls a brassiere out of his bag.

“You understand, right?” Santa asks.

James Caan smiles. Heaven is nice. Target is nice. Santa wears ladies undergarments. Christmas was OK. It was pretty darn OK. --TK