December 6, 2023

Script

Batman, because it was Santa’s night off, plucked a letter from the considerable pile.

He opened it with a sigh and read.

Dear Santa,

How do you cope having to work every night with that asshole in the cape? Seriously.

Love,

Goldilocks Libertine

Batman shook his head in dismay and said to himself, “I never realized Mrs. Claus wore a cape.”

Santa fired Batman the next day. They’re still friends –TK